Entries categorized as ‘humor’
Yang’s Yahoo! inspired by Shammi?
December 24, 2006 · 3 Comments

Haii! Could it be true - a secret close to every desis heart? The BBC’s Hindi service reports in an interview with Shammi.
When Yahoo opened its office in Mumbai (Bombay) several years ago he was invited by Jerry Yang.
As the launch festivities started building towards a climax, Kapoor was pleasantly surprised to hear the band playing his Yahoo song from the film Junglee [or Wild], made famous years before the internet existed, and so called for his famous cry of ‘yahoo’.
Later, Yang told him how inspired he was by the Yahoo song and the way the actor had used the word in his inimitable style in so many of his films.
“It was all very flattering. Many of my relatives still call up and ask whether I own Yahoo,” he says.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Who needs 3G? Lets just go Wifi!
December 23, 2006 · 4 Comments
I finally tried out a Skype-Wifi phone this weekend. The Netgear Skype Wifi phone SPH101 was on display at a local IT-exhibition here in Pune. The phone was already preconfigured to pick up on the Wifi network at the Netgear stall. I picked up the phone, signed into my skype account and made a local call. The call clarity and quality were average and I enjoyed the feel of the keys and the overall skype experience. The keys were configured similar to any other standard phone with 3 alphabets to a key. The phone retails for approximately Rs. 15,500.00 in India, not a small order by any measure.
The Wifi phone itself not really a revolutionary breakthrough. Skype has been bundled with other data-enabled phones in the past - specifically, Pocket PC and Windows mobile. Also, at that price-point, the Wifi phone does not exactly make sense as a replacement for a fixed line telephone. But what makes Skype exciting to me is the idea of a global identity. With Skype you no longer need to know my locally relevent contact number, area code and country code. I can also purchase local numbers in different countries using SkypeIn and have those identities map to my single Skype identity. The global traveler (ahem ;)) could stay connected wherever there is a civilized airport with Wifi.
As long as I am signed into Skype that is. Mobile data connectivity here in India is a story by itself. I am currently signed into GPRS with AirTel. Depending on the day, month, time, latitude, longitude, environment, and of course - depending on how the god of the air feels (Vayu), I could get average connectivity or no connectivity at all.
Could Skype on 3G change all that? Skype is still exploring VoIP on the Hutchison 3G networks in Europe starting way back in Febuary.
In an effort to scope user demand, 3 Sweden is offering a Skype bundle with a 3G flat-rate subscription and 3G data card. With a mobile flat-rate data plan from Hutchison 3, users can make unlimited Skype calls. Christian Salbaing, MD of Europe Telecommunications at Hutchison 3, downplayed concerns that Skype traffic would cannibalise voice revenues. He described it as an attractive value added service that would help tempt more customers onto its network.
The pleasures of flat-rate dialing were too tempting to resist. As I placed the SPH101 down and turned around to leave the Netgear stall - my thoughts were all about the current 3G bids taking place in India. Is there a solution on the cards?
Just then, my eyes landed on the stalls of a popular VoIP provider in India - Phonewala. Phonewala were offering Broadband+VoIP-enabled PCO’s (for those interested, PCO is short for Public Call Office). With a simple Linksys phone adapter (approximately Rs. 4200), Broadband connection (Rs. 900 p.m for 256kbps) and a handset - PCO’s could offer “dial the world at Rs. 2.99/-”. Great, the local tea-stall owner can now call his cousin in Atlanta at rock-bottom rates.
Brilliant! What if PCO’s began offering Wifi? The entire city of Pune would be connected within a few days. We could give some of the big wireless guys a run for their money. Of course, there remains the question of how would the poor PCO operator get paid? But then with our history of socialism - I am sure the city municipal can work something out
(for those not laughing yet, please don’t mind my rambling).
At the end of the day, the Indian private wireless providers just don’t want to have to do anything that might disturb their revenues. I wish they would stop haggling and seed a long-delayed wireless data revolution in India. Sure voice revenues would start to whittle down - try focusing on areas where there is real value.
Oh and just so that you should know, using Skype in India is not politically correct according to the Economic Times - “Illegal web calls by BPO face axe“.
Categories: 3G · India · Pune · VoIP · business · gprs · humor · infrastructure · mobile computing · networks · nokia · technology · trends
The desi garage startup redux
December 10, 2006 · 4 Comments
Kreeda, which just celebrated its one-year anniversary (and survived the ceiling of its garage headquarters falling and destroying one of its founders’ laptops), is getting VC funding.
The company now plans to move out of the garage.
Someone wrote earlier that what programmers need most are hygiene and motivation :). Perhaps we ought to add safety, no?
India tech entrepreneurs, though, face numerous obstacles, such as a lack of infrastructure — something as simple as well-equipped offices — and attracting top talent.
“They want to make a lot of money,” Manish Agrawal, co-founder of Bangalore-based Picsquare, an Internet photo sharing site, said of job candidates. “They can easily get a job at a big company and make three or four times what we can pay them.”
Even when an engineer wants to join his start-up, his or her parents, who value a stable job over everything else, might object.
“In India, parents have influence over which college you go to, which girl you marry — and which job you take,” Agrawal said. “The parents aren’t risk-takers.”
Added Picsquare co-founder Kartik Jain: “You don’t hire the candidate. You hire the parents.”
I would like to add “You hire the parents and the wives/girlfriends (please change gender as applicable) “.

Categories: India · business · humor · infrastructure · startup · technology · trends
Trendy India defies the rest of the world - huh!
November 21, 2006 · 4 Comments
Click on each link to pull up the Google Trends report.
- In India, Movies have always been more popular than TV. The trend is almost always the reverse in all the other countries where both searches are popular.
- Rang De Basanti was a lot more popular than Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna.
- Blogs are more popular than newspapers with the online community in India. Only a few other countries exhibit this trend. Update: The trend report for the search term ‘blog’ versus ‘newspaper’ refutes this conclusion, look at the comments for more on using Google Trends reliably.
- BSNL and AirTel are the most searched of telecom providers in India. Hutch is a close third and is very popular in West Bengal, while AirTel rules the North.
- Searches for Naukri edge out searches for Monster by a close margin. Both trend lines reveal a lot more Indians are going online to look for jobs.
- Shah Rukh Khan is more searched than Aamir Khan by online users. Interestingly, more searches for Shah Rukh Khan originated from Rabat, Morocco, than Delhi, India. Amitabh Bachchan does not make much of a dent here. Update: Prateek also suggests that one take into account different ways of spelling - e.g. ‘Shah Rukh’ also becomes ‘Shahrukh’.
- Sachin Tendulkar beats Rahul Dravid as far as online trends go… Dhoni makes a surprise climb up the ranks.
- The online community can’t decide between Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh. On the day of Singh’s appointment to the PM’ship of India, the trend was very different. Pervez Musharraf is eclipsed by the turbaned Indian Prime Minister.
- Only for a little while - Football was more popular than Cricket. You guessed it right, the timing coincided with the FIFA world cup, 2006.
- Searches for the keyword Matrimony outnumbered searches for Shaadi. Update: Prateek also suggests having a look at the report for ‘marriage ‘ and ‘wedding’ which are much higher than the other two terms.
- Mutual Funds are more popular than Shares. The search volumes are the highest in India. Update: The report on ’stocks’ reveals one more story. In contrast to the rest of the world, the online populace from India still prefer Mutual Funds.
- Karan Johar will be happy to hear that he has finally overtaken Mithun as far as online searches go!
- IIM’s are catching up to the IIT’s in popularity.
- While global interest in GPRS is declining, GPRS interest in India remains just about the same for the last 3 years. Meanwhile, interest in AirTel keeps going climbing. Is India going to be over GPRS even before it can catch on?
- Tandoor is just as popular as Chaat or Halwa. Of course, Chaat Cafe (San Jose) has both Chaat and Tandoor, something you won’t see often in India! Update: Prateek points out that a report comparing ‘tandoori’, ‘tandoor’, ‘chaat’, ‘halwa’ would be more on target with tandoori coming out on top.
- Goa is much more popular than Himachal, search volumes predict a lot of tourists from the UK in Goa this year.
- Google searchers search for India more than its rival China. The pleasures of democracy
or is this the Baidu effect?
Inspired by: Micro Persuasion: 25 things I learned from Google Trends.
Disclaimer: Google Trends is only a tool. Any conclusions you can draw from the trend reports is at your own risk.
Categories: AirTel · India · blogging · bollywood · business · gprs · humor · kitchen · leisure · mobile computing · movies · music · sports · technology · trends
likebetter.com - An ‘intelligent’ start-up
November 12, 2006 · 1 Comment
I have spent an entire morning playing games on likebetter.com. The idea is a very simple one, select photos you like from those presented to you and the web application will attempt to guess your personality traits.
Some truths about myself the application recounted, “your the sort of person who rarely misplaces things”, “you enjoy sarcasm”, “your somewhat laid back today”. The last one was hilarious considering my time spent on the site :). The site is almost like a mirror of mind and personality.
It remains to be seen how the founders will turn likebetter.com into a sensible business. I can already see signs that a social-community structure is being implemented around the application. The company is a Y Combinator startup. I read about likebetter on TechCrunch.
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